Things I have learned from SUNYIT:
Never live with your boyfriend unless you are married.
Girls are two faced, they change their minds without notice and become volatile without warning.
Eat Pineapple, NOT fish
Your best friends are found in the weirdest places and come from the stickiest and most awkward situations. However, those friends understand you better than those you’ve known since kindergarten.
Your friends will change. Sometimes, you’ll go through them as quickly as laundry.
You will never realize what you had, awful or awesome, until it’s long gone.
Don’t date somebody who wants to boss you around like your father, we’re young, we have the rest of our married lives to be ordered around.
Check Dryers for gum, Check Washers for red socks
Watch television. If your life is more complicated than a prime time soap opera, you need to fix that.
Don’t come to a predominately male campus if you don’t want to be treated like one of the guys.
There will always be that one kid that you can’t reach and it wont be until after he leaves that you find out you were the one he couldn’t reach himself.
Playing Computer games is a legitimate reason to not study
Fun will not come find you in your dorm room; you have to go out and look for it on your own.
If you can’t Identify what is for dinner, there is always the grill or cereal.
Things that you never want to happen usually fall into you lap. And those that you really want, don’t come easy, at times they seem impossible.
Compliments can go a long way.
You will change your major a dozen times but never soon enough to keep on time with your four-year plan.
Never regret something that once made you smile
As soon as you place all your eggs in one basket, the basket is bound to break.
Don’t rely on everyone else.
Don’t try to be someone that you’re not, there are more people on campus to befriend than you think.
It doesn’t matter what you wear when going to get your laundry at 3am. Most people are drunk anyways
Drink heavily until you can’t remember that 40% you got on your last Java Test
Go to Denny’s Often
Don’t give everything you have to one person, He will most likely take it, abuse it, and leave you with nothing at all.
Laugh Until you Cry
It can’t be easy and rewarding all at the same time, It must be difficult to be worth it.
Go to class at least once a week.
Don’t spend your time trying to please or worrying about people that don’t care about you in return.
Make unforgettable friends while you’re here, miss and love them unconditionally when you are gone, But leave quietly when its time.